Sunday, August 19, 2007

Dahling!

I've just had lunch in a local cafe. While there, two people did something very un-Scottish. Person 1 was at a table at the end of the room. Person 2 came in from the street. Person 1 walked into the middle of the room with arms outstretched. They met in front of where I was sitting and did all that "mwah-mwah" stuff. The other diners rustled their Sunday papers and tried not to notice.

They'll not be local then.

1 comment:

roGER said...

Christ!

That sounds more repulsive than any teenage gun crime. How revolting! And in the Scottish capital too.

The solution is simple; ban the arts festival. It's clearly having a very bad effect on public morals and manners.